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Quickies

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The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Ga. has announced
that the President of the United States has proven:
You CAN get sex from aides.

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What is a meeting?
Where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

(Bumper Sticker) Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "I'm positive."

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