Incidentally, don't you find it a little unnerving that what
doctors do is called "practice" ?
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing
each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As
sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel
bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says
she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it.
After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her
As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She
confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your
She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."
Male doctor: "Wow,
how did you guess?"
Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."